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All of Time and Space
To attain the unattainable, that's every person's dream. Everyone has that one thing that just out of their reach, so close but so far away. This is mine.

A Capricorn, Aries rising and Capricorn Moon.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: novium: that lil bitch

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time
parents: your room is a mess
me: you should see my life

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

friend: so who's your celebrity crush?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
edgebug: sharkswithbowties: theonion: Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS “I’M AN ADULT,” i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I’m an adult